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Useful Idiot Blows His Cover

They Are Still Out There

As many of you know, the BreathEasy app has been live since the summer, and we’ve had great success in spreading the word about this new tool in the Patriot’s arsenal to fight tyranny and illegal mandates. As you well know, the BreathEasy app allows its users to vote on businesses on how well they respect your rights. Being a BreathEasy business is an invitation into the Parallel Economy given by the customers’ own votes.


Does a business force their employees to wear a mask?

Are they a leftist organization that supports evil?


Vote them down and spread the word about them. Our votes starve the beast of our hard-earned money and redirect it to businesses who share our values.


For much of the summer as BreathEasy has grown, we haven’t had many detractors at all; everyone instinctively understands the true value of creating a network of likeminded businesses and consumers united by common values. Together we become unstoppable. It’s not a hard concept to explain.


But this week was different. BreathEasy received its first ‘limp shot across the bow’ by one of those useful idiots we saw burning down cities last year in “mostly peaceful protests.”


And just like all domestic enemies and FBI agent provocateurs, he was clothed in the trappings of a Patriot pretending to be interested only in advancing the cause of Liberty.


Unfortunately for him, however, he simply couldn’t hide his simmering hate emblematic of the foot soldiers of despotism. Let’s take a look at his email for your entertainment.


[All typos and profanities left as received. Does spell check not work for Communists?]:


You’re site is supposed to let me vote for shit bag businesses that people need to hear about. When I try to down vote I get a stupid ass message saying- ‘don’t be shy mac, get closer and speak your mind”. WTF is that? I’m trying to speak my mind, and I’ve sent them a detailed breakdown of why they are a piece of shit business! So, does your app work, or not?
Sorry, but I wasted my time signing up and giving you my information, it pisses me off that it doesn’t work.

Dear reader, I can tell you without reservation, this individual was not a Liberty-loving compatriot in the trenches with us fighting for the Rights of Man. This was a basement-dwelling, keyboard-wielding, cheeto-dusted Social Justice ‘Warrior’ attempting to poison the reputations of Patriot businesses by fraudulently downvoting them from the comfort of his mother’s home. And he also gives up the game when he mentions that what he truly regrets is ‘giving me his information.’ He now knows his cover is blown and he is now a known quantity. Our enemies only prosper in the dark and his shield of anonymity has been ripped from him, and he knows it.


Unfortunately for our lazy enemy, he soon discovered that my feet were on Freedom’s Battlefield well before he was born; He failed to account for the fact that I fully recognize that we are at war and, as such, I designed BreathEasy to play both offense and defense.


The BreathEasy app plays offense by taking the fight to the enemy. The BreathEasy network creates a united front against illegal mandates so that we can summarily IGNORE them. BreathEasy businesses do not enforce illegal mandates as agents of the government and when a BreathEasy business is targeted by our enemies, the call goes out to the network to render support.


The BreathEasy app plays defense by disallowing the tired tactics of lazy thinkers and fraudulent actors. Today’s most recent useful idiot thought he had an original idea to fraudulently downvote patriot businesses and thereby ruin our network from the inside. He’s optimistic, if not hopelessly naive.


“These people are stupid.”

They constantly underestimate the unconquerable Human Spirit that is grounded in Liberty and intrinsic to our being. So little research did this mental midget do, that he did not know that BreathEasy users must be physically present at the business to render a vote!


I informed him, as you'll see below, that he must put down his Xbox controller, get off his cigarette-burned couch, clean the Cheeto crumbs from his scraggly, adolescent ‘beard’ and march his sweatpanted ass down to a Patriot’s place of business to make his screeching Karen voice heard.


Friends, I can tell you that I have received legitimate criticisms from well-meaning patriots that I should loosen up this rule and allow people to vote from home on the internet. These folks are easy to identify as well-intentioned patriots.


But just as easily identified are the ‘Insider Threats’ such as the most recent run-in with Antifa’s JV team. I provide this as an object lesson that while BreathEasy is experiencing significant growth and support by our friends, there will always be bitter-clingers to failed ideologies and the insatiable addiction of control over others.


Here’s the irony of it all: Sam, the Social Justice Failure, attempted to pervert the Parallel Economy’s Ballot Box called BreathEasy with fraudulent votes just as his ilk have done to the Electoral ballot box with mail-in voting. I swear, there’s not an original thought in the whole bunch.


And, for your reading enjoyment, I provide my reply:

Relax. You must be within 250 feet to vote on the business. This prevents Basement Dwelling, Antifa snowflakes such as yourself from voting maliciously from their couch.
Additionally, you don’t vote from the website, you vote from the app. Or didn’t you know that?
Curious: How is it you sent a ‘detailed breakdown’ of why they are a woke business when the only option is to tag the businesses with prewritten descriptions?
Gosh, is it possible you’re not exactly as you claim?
Quelle Surprise….
Sorry, Mac. You’re gonna have to leave your parent’s basement to do your "damage."

Sincerely,

R. Altomare

Founder, BreathEasy

Find Patriot Businesses, Spread the Word, Live Your Life


PS: While this week's example of failed adulthood was the first attempt to subvert the BreathEasy App, he certainly wasn't the first naysayer to appear. Unfortunately, the individual who claims this ignominious title was a former friend that came out of the woodwork earlier this year who believed that writing anonymously would protect his identity. It didn't. He was as transparent as Spooky Mulder playing poker with an ET.


Come now, Mick. You must certainly know by now that there are 'no more secrets...'

 

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